after 5 minutes of really intense exercise: why dont i have miranda kerr's body yet
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait guys oh wow so like
apples-are-rubbish: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter plot twist: Helena Bonham Carter is actually Johnny Depp in drag
i had a dream…albeit a weird one…that no one picked me to be their big sis for fall semester. i guess this is a foreshadowing of things to come. it’s my last semester so it would make sense for no one to want me since i am graduating. ngl…it didn’t feel so good but i have to prepare myself for the inevitable. i still have three amazing littles that i love so much....
i ate 3 bowls of the same food today. and i want MOAR. its so effing delish. fat probz and i dont even careee.
infiniteken: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see...
looking at engagement rings
livin the single life. yeahhh.
I envy people who can dance like this.
And I’m all
WHO GAVE HIM SOCIAL SKILLS SATAN– @venpacaa
i am literally giddy with excitement that i am watching pirates of the caribbean. its seriously one of my favorite movies. maybe even my favorite ever. i can quote a bunch of it. ajsldjalkd. i feel like its the first time im watching this!!