June 2012
May 2012
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after 5 minutes of really intense exercise: why dont i have miranda kerr's body yet
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
apples-are-rubbish:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
plot twist: Helena Bonham Carter is actually Johnny Depp in drag
i had a dream…albeit a weird one…that no one picked me to be their big sis for fall semester. i guess this is a foreshadowing of things to come. it’s my last semester so it would make sense for no one to want me since i am graduating. ngl…it didn’t feel so good but i have to prepare myself for the inevitable. i still have three amazing littles that i love so much....
i ate 3 bowls of the same food today. and i want MOAR. its so effing delish.
fat probz and i dont even careee.
looking at engagement rings
livin the single life. yeahhh.
I envy people who can dance like this.
And I’m all
WHO GAVE HIM SOCIAL SKILLS
SATAN
– @venpacaa
boys.
UGH.
i am literally giddy with excitement that i am watching pirates of the caribbean. its seriously one of my favorite movies. maybe even my favorite ever. i can quote a bunch of it. ajsldjalkd. i feel like its the first time im watching this!!